Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Female-y Post for Women's Week

Before you point out that this appears to be a really sexual post, and, therefore, defeats the whole purpose of Women's Week since it seems to glorify women as "sex objects", I'd like to remind you that this is what is found on a bunch of dead xylem cells [wooden desk]. This is what merely a few people think, momentarily, out of boredom, frustration, and/or horniness. So... don't get angry.
a friend is someone
who reaches for your
hand but touches
your heart
clitoris
LIFE.
How can I arouse a girl?

A kiss on the neck? Is that what it says? People, there is more than one answer.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Love on Board...


B:

I [heart] you Schmitty!


I think I've actually met this person before.
But really, tell it to the face, not to the wooden table.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Behind Every Man...

OH YEAH!
BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN THERE IS A GREAT WOMAN LEADING HIM INTO THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION!
Behind every great woman is a great DICK!