Showing posts with label upenn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label upenn. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

PIE-314's Slacking...


PIE-314 hasn't been at a good study carrel in a long time.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Just sayin'.


EVERYBODY NEEDS A BOSOM FOR A PILLOW
...after we're drunk at that party!

Friday, March 4, 2011

So True.

A Desperate Plea.



PIE-314 is always in the library, so PIE-314 decided to go to a party today. After walking around campus for 30 minutes, PIE-314 realised that there are no frat/big parties today, even though it is a Thursday. Well, it's the day before break.
Man, being at the library 24/7 [okay, more like 12+/7] does suck sometimes.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

But I'm Not!!


PLEASE STOP WRITING ON THESE BEAUTIFUL $34,000 DESKS!


I'm just... drawing...

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Not Feelin' it Today...


Just wanna be SUCKED?

Nah, not really. Just wanna chill out and do G-rated stuff for once...no wait, smokin' weed isn't G-rated! Drats, so so close to having an innocent post!

But who am I kidding? 'Course I wanna!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Luke...?



...I am not your father.

Well, this is kinda an insult to all we SW fans...

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Commercialisation Day!

Sure, Penn has one of these by Robert Indiana...but so does Lehigh. And Pratt. And Ursinus. And Japan.

So, here are some quotes to make you a better person for that special person in your life! A.k.a. I'm just going to stick up some stuff that wouldn't fit into my other blog posts so far.
The real learning starts when you finally get a job.
As a harlot! OH! But dude, they got experience!
Romantic

Just for those who have "a case of the Mondays"
...I love being a bighorn sheep

...cuz then I can be super horny... or I can use my "horn"....

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

BIOL 121 Condones Wikipedia!


ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA.
Penn is constantly advertised as a "pioneering" institution. A institution moving forward. Breaking records. Setting standards.
If Penn's Biology department use Wikipedia as a source [in its exam, too!], why can't we?

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Female-y Post for Women's Week

Before you point out that this appears to be a really sexual post, and, therefore, defeats the whole purpose of Women's Week since it seems to glorify women as "sex objects", I'd like to remind you that this is what is found on a bunch of dead xylem cells [wooden desk]. This is what merely a few people think, momentarily, out of boredom, frustration, and/or horniness. So... don't get angry.
a friend is someone
who reaches for your
hand but touches
your heart
clitoris
LIFE.
How can I arouse a girl?

A kiss on the neck? Is that what it says? People, there is more than one answer.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Dear Girl [or Guy], You're Missin' Out.


How long guys can hold
the cum while they having
sex?

2 min

My bf can go on for a good 45 min.


Whoo! Someone's missing out, maybe. So would you prefer one long sex session or 22 and a half mini sex sessions? What about sex sounds? I'd prefer moans, yeah, but also coherent speech

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Old-Skool-Style > PennMatch, Fo' Sho'


email idmonster@eudora.com
if you're into
anonyumous
sex w/'a hot
girl

idmonster@eudora.com
idmonster@eudora.com
IDMONSTER@EUDORA.COM
IDMONSTER

So... who'd want to have sex with an ID mosnter, who spells "anonymous" incorrectly? I came to Penn to find a spelling bee champ!
anyone wants to have
sex with ugly guy
*scribble scribble scribble*
put ur number here

The area around the writing was pretty empty, by the way.

38 - 33 - 48
Yah? Pah? Bah? Fah? Rah?

Woah, pretty voluptuous! Finally, someone who doesn't want the 38-24-38 or whatever else it is...Props for being unique!
Is this person's expecting "too much"?

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Yes, You May Spend 50% of Your Undergrad Life in a Library!


If you think about it, it is ENTIRELY possible to spend 2 years out of 4 undergrad years sitting in a study carrel at Penn. No kidding. On average, then, you'd have to spend 12 hours/day at a study carrel [minusing fall/winter/spring/summer breaks].
Considering the average Penn student sleeps around 6 hours/day [based on no statistics, but we all know it's true], the average student could spend 12 hours out of 24 studying at the library. Especially during finals when people live in the library and bring in soup and blankets. Oh, and coffee. And coffee machines. Don't forget those! So, to those who spend half their lives in libraries [including myself...], congrats! Those hours add up...

...so instead of going on Facebook, why not check out these at Van Pelt [who knew they had these!?]?

Friday, February 4, 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011

What Optimism...



We may all be dumbasses but at least we like to keep our study carrels neat and tidy. Way to ruin it for us.