Petition! Petition!

Way to state the obvious...who wouldn't want one?

See, everyone wants one!

Not Feelin' it Today...

Just wanna be SUCKED?

Nah, not really. Just wanna chill out and do G-rated stuff for once...no wait, smokin' weed isn't G-rated! Drats, so so close to having an innocent post!

But who am I kidding? 'Course I wanna!

The Morning After...

It's time to ask for forgiveness after

1. Gluttony [candy!! chocolate!! cake!!]

2. Lust [the whole point of yesterday, right?]

3. Greed [MOAR CHOCOLATE!!]

4. Wrath[?] [at least one break-up nearly happened...]

5. Envy. Oh yeah. Cuz she got an extra chocolate than you.

6. Sloth = who wants to do homework on Commercialisation Day?!

7. Pride. Yeah, the couples gloating about their relationships will end up in tears...

So...

Female-y Post for Women's Week

Before you point out that this appears to be a really sexual post, and, therefore, defeats the whole purpose of Women's Week since it seems to glorify women as "sex objects", I'd like to remind you that this is what is found on a bunch of dead xylem cells [wooden desk]. This is what merely a few people think, momentarily, out of boredom, frustration, and/or horniness. So... don't get angry.

a friend is someone

who reaches for your

hand but touches

your heart

clitoris

LIFE.

How can I arouse a girl?

A kiss on the neck? Is that what it says? People, there is more than one answer.

Dear Girl [or Guy], You're Missin' Out.

How long guys can hold

the cum while they having

sex?

2 min

My bf can go on for a good 45 min.

Whoo! Someone's missing out, maybe. So would you prefer one long sex session or 22 and a half mini sex sessions? What about sex sounds? I'd prefer moans, yeah, but also coherent speech

Old-Skool-Style > PennMatch, Fo' Sho'

email idmonster@eudora.com

if you're into

anonyumous

sex w/'a hot

girl

idmonster@eudora.com

idmonster@eudora.com

IDMONSTER@EUDORA.COM

IDMONSTER

So... who'd want to have sex with an ID mosnter, who spells "anonymous" incorrectly? I came to Penn to find a spelling bee champ!

anyone wants to have

sex with ugly guy

*scribble scribble scribble*

put ur number here

The area around the writing was pretty empty, by the way.

38 - 33 - 48

Yah? Pah? Bah? Fah? Rah?

Woah, pretty voluptuous! Finally, someone who doesn't want the 38-24-38 or whatever else it is...Props for being unique!

Is this person's expecting "too much"?

Yes, You May Spend 50% of Your Undergrad Life in a Library!

If you think about it, it is ENTIRELY possible to spend 2 years out of 4 undergrad years sitting in a study carrel at Penn. No kidding. On average, then, you'd have to spend 12 hours/day at a study carrel [minusing fall/winter/spring/summer breaks].
Considering the average Penn student sleeps around 6 hours/day [based on no statistics, but we all know it's true], the average student could spend 12 hours out of 24 studying at the library. Especially during finals when people live in the library and bring in soup and blankets. Oh, and coffee. And coffee machines. Don't forget those! So, to those who spend half their lives in libraries [including myself...], congrats! Those hours add up...

...so instead of going on Facebook, why not check out these at Van Pelt [who knew they had these!?]?

The Spectrum of Innocent>>Not-that-innocent

Cute dog-like-creature-thing, right? Just draw on some horns, dude.

She can smell like waffles, though (but not blue ones)

Do guys like giving head? (To girls)

Yes, yes they do

Totally, only if she doesn't smell like a fish

I AGREE

I want to fly