Free Diagnosis!

Why yes, you'll get a free diagnosis if you write on the study carrels. Thank you, med students!

Where Hope Dies...

Petition! Petition!

Way to state the obvious...who wouldn't want one?

See, everyone wants one!

Apollo 13 Crackin' to Pieces...

QuittiNG crack

is NOT

aN OPtioN

Yeah, the quote from Apollo 13 is "Failure is not an option" but the pun's pretty good.

THIS IS A FACT.

...before they f*ck us over.

Especially WRIT-077.

The Morning After...

It's time to ask for forgiveness after

1. Gluttony [candy!! chocolate!! cake!!]

2. Lust [the whole point of yesterday, right?]

3. Greed [MOAR CHOCOLATE!!]

4. Wrath[?] [at least one break-up nearly happened...]

5. Envy. Oh yeah. Cuz she got an extra chocolate than you.

6. Sloth = who wants to do homework on Commercialisation Day?!

7. Pride. Yeah, the couples gloating about their relationships will end up in tears...

So...

BIOL 121 Condones Wikipedia!

ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA.

Penn is constantly advertised as a "pioneering" institution. A institution moving forward. Breaking records. Setting standards.

If Penn's Biology department use Wikipedia as a source [in its exam, too!], why can't we?

Dear Girl [or Guy], You're Missin' Out.

How long guys can hold

the cum while they having

sex?

2 min

My bf can go on for a good 45 min.

Whoo! Someone's missing out, maybe. So would you prefer one long sex session or 22 and a half mini sex sessions? What about sex sounds? I'd prefer moans, yeah, but also coherent speech

Old-Skool-Style > PennMatch, Fo' Sho'

email idmonster@eudora.com

if you're into

anonyumous

sex w/'a hot

girl

idmonster@eudora.com

idmonster@eudora.com

IDMONSTER@EUDORA.COM

IDMONSTER

So... who'd want to have sex with an ID mosnter, who spells "anonymous" incorrectly? I came to Penn to find a spelling bee champ!

anyone wants to have

sex with ugly guy

*scribble scribble scribble*

put ur number here

The area around the writing was pretty empty, by the way.

38 - 33 - 48

Yah? Pah? Bah? Fah? Rah?

Woah, pretty voluptuous! Finally, someone who doesn't want the 38-24-38 or whatever else it is...Props for being unique!

Is this person's expecting "too much"?

Yes, You May Spend 50% of Your Undergrad Life in a Library!

If you think about it, it is ENTIRELY possible to spend 2 years out of 4 undergrad years sitting in a study carrel at Penn. No kidding. On average, then, you'd have to spend 12 hours/day at a study carrel [minusing fall/winter/spring/summer breaks].
Considering the average Penn student sleeps around 6 hours/day [based on no statistics, but we all know it's true], the average student could spend 12 hours out of 24 studying at the library. Especially during finals when people live in the library and bring in soup and blankets. Oh, and coffee. And coffee machines. Don't forget those! So, to those who spend half their lives in libraries [including myself...], congrats! Those hours add up...

...so instead of going on Facebook, why not check out these at Van Pelt [who knew they had these!?]?

Philosophical Stuff Again!

IF YOU WRITE

ON THIS BOARD,

YOU WILL FAIL

whatever

you're

studying for :)



I knew 42 would turn up at some point!

What Optimism...

We may all be dumbasses but at least we like to keep our study carrels neat and tidy. Way to ruin it for us.

She can smell like waffles, though (but not blue ones)

Do guys like giving head? (To girls)

Yes, yes they do

Totally, only if she doesn't smell like a fish

I AGREE

I want to fly

How to Stick Your Schedule into Google Calendar

1. Go to Penn In Touch and export the schedule as an iCalendar. This threw me off because I don't have any "i" objects [iPod, iPhone, iPad, etc.]

2. Go to your Google calendar and import it.

3. AND IT APPEARS EVERY SINGLE WEEK! WHOOOOOT!

Scandal from 2 or more years ago.

[pi]

Sarah

is a

whore <-- Yeah, I

****ed her!

Just in time for Obama's State of the Union!

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The list of stuff that doesn't really make sense.

Spit

or Swallow

Orange Juice

Mac & Cheese

Colasce liquid stool softener

children's souls

Hibiden's oral rinse

Watermelon seeds

Chewing tobacco

poop

And here is the table with the most graffiti so far...It's in the biomedical library next to the bathrooms. There are four study carrels in that dark area [by the window, where you can see the Nursing building]. This is the third-farthest desk from the window, and the second closest to the bathroom.

Ninjas study too...

I am a ninja

Pretty Degrading, especially when one is contemplating death...

to be

or

not to be

You are not

as smart as any given

student at HMS

-> NICE GRAMMAR

"YOU ARE DUMBER

THAN EVERY STUDENT

HERE"

What a negative aura...

I NEVER MISSED YOU!

Hi Guardian Angels DON'T EXIST

Thank you!