Cuz PIE-314 is feeling rather depressed.

Luke...?

...I am not your father.

Well, this is kinda an insult to all we SW fans...

Happy Commercialisation Day!

Sure, Penn has one of these by Robert Indiana...but so does Lehigh. And Pratt. And Ursinus. And Japan.

So, here are some quotes to make you a better person for that special person in your life! A.k.a. I'm just going to stick up some stuff that wouldn't fit into my other blog posts so far.

The real learning starts when you finally get a job.

As a harlot! OH! But dude, they got experience!

Romantic

Just for those who have "a case of the Mondays"

...I love being a bighorn sheep

...cuz then I can be super horny... or I can use my "horn"....

Female-y Post for Women's Week

Before you point out that this appears to be a really sexual post, and, therefore, defeats the whole purpose of Women's Week since it seems to glorify women as "sex objects", I'd like to remind you that this is what is found on a bunch of dead xylem cells [wooden desk]. This is what merely a few people think, momentarily, out of boredom, frustration, and/or horniness. So... don't get angry.

a friend is someone

who reaches for your

hand but touches

your heart

clitoris

LIFE.

How can I arouse a girl?

A kiss on the neck? Is that what it says? People, there is more than one answer.

Dear Girl [or Guy], You're Missin' Out.

How long guys can hold

the cum while they having

sex?

2 min

My bf can go on for a good 45 min.

Whoo! Someone's missing out, maybe. So would you prefer one long sex session or 22 and a half mini sex sessions? What about sex sounds? I'd prefer moans, yeah, but also coherent speech

Old-Skool-Style > PennMatch, Fo' Sho'

email idmonster@eudora.com

if you're into

anonyumous

sex w/'a hot

girl

idmonster@eudora.com

idmonster@eudora.com

IDMONSTER@EUDORA.COM

IDMONSTER

So... who'd want to have sex with an ID mosnter, who spells "anonymous" incorrectly? I came to Penn to find a spelling bee champ!

anyone wants to have

sex with ugly guy

*scribble scribble scribble*

put ur number here

The area around the writing was pretty empty, by the way.

38 - 33 - 48

Yah? Pah? Bah? Fah? Rah?

Woah, pretty voluptuous! Finally, someone who doesn't want the 38-24-38 or whatever else it is...Props for being unique!

Is this person's expecting "too much"?

Yes, You May Spend 50% of Your Undergrad Life in a Library!

If you think about it, it is ENTIRELY possible to spend 2 years out of 4 undergrad years sitting in a study carrel at Penn. No kidding. On average, then, you'd have to spend 12 hours/day at a study carrel [minusing fall/winter/spring/summer breaks].
Considering the average Penn student sleeps around 6 hours/day [based on no statistics, but we all know it's true], the average student could spend 12 hours out of 24 studying at the library. Especially during finals when people live in the library and bring in soup and blankets. Oh, and coffee. And coffee machines. Don't forget those! So, to those who spend half their lives in libraries [including myself...], congrats! Those hours add up...

...so instead of going on Facebook, why not check out these at Van Pelt [who knew they had these!?]?

Someone's disgusted...

This Will Help Me On My Final Paper

She can smell like waffles, though (but not blue ones)

Do guys like giving head? (To girls)

Yes, yes they do

Totally, only if she doesn't smell like a fish

I AGREE

I want to fly

The list of stuff that doesn't really make sense.

Spit

or Swallow

Orange Juice

Mac & Cheese

Colasce liquid stool softener

children's souls

Hibiden's oral rinse

Watermelon seeds

Chewing tobacco

poop

And here is the table with the most graffiti so far...It's in the biomedical library next to the bathrooms. There are four study carrels in that dark area [by the window, where you can see the Nursing building]. This is the third-farthest desk from the window, and the second closest to the bathroom.

Advice for those snackin' while studying...

Don't ever eat Kashi golean

chewy protein & fiber bar

Its disgusting

"It's" - says grammar nomnom

Ninjas study too...

I am a ninja

Pretty Degrading, especially when one is contemplating death...

to be

or

not to be

You are not

as smart as any given

student at HMS

-> NICE GRAMMAR

"YOU ARE DUMBER

THAN EVERY STUDENT

HERE"

What a negative aura...

I NEVER MISSED YOU!

Hi Guardian Angels DON'T EXIST

Thank you!

We Don't Want to Know.

I Really need a 8 inch cock in my ass right now!

I guess this is a metaphor for something, right? Right? That's why the R in "Really" is so emphasised? Surely no one wants that literally in the Biomedical Library?

S-U-C-C-E-S-S

A
Hello World
S-U-C-C-E-S-S-

that's the way

you spell

Success

Also how you

spell self-loathing

Obituary

I need to know the death date of Rosalind Franklin because it will totally help me write my 12-pages-to-be [no double-spacing!] paper about the discovery of... hamsters.

Yes, Cheese.

Oh yes, I would love to Gouda the cheese network...

Calc > U [Calc You Less]

We've all heard this joke: "I can't draw. That's why I'm a calculus professor." Looks like it's okay to name web pages/documents "khsadfkjjhsdaf" as well.

Since when did Harvard and Penn collaborate for calculus? PLAGIARISM!!!!! [or is it?] Or, is it merely paraphrased? What constitutes plagiarism? What if this was unintentional? It was ONE DIGIT! Just a few pixels! For those who've paraphrased, at least change... half of the information, right?

However, it's probably a good idea to use this to argue with your professor when you get a "FAIL" because your essay looked very similar to some famous person's essay. PENNdiculous isn't here to be your evidence.