Showing posts with label college. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Petition! Petition!

Way to state the obvious...who wouldn't want one?

See, everyone wants one!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Female-y Post for Women's Week

Before you point out that this appears to be a really sexual post, and, therefore, defeats the whole purpose of Women's Week since it seems to glorify women as "sex objects", I'd like to remind you that this is what is found on a bunch of dead xylem cells [wooden desk]. This is what merely a few people think, momentarily, out of boredom, frustration, and/or horniness. So... don't get angry.
a friend is someone
who reaches for your
hand but touches
your heart
clitoris
LIFE.
How can I arouse a girl?

A kiss on the neck? Is that what it says? People, there is more than one answer.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Dear Girl [or Guy], You're Missin' Out.


How long guys can hold
the cum while they having
sex?

2 min

My bf can go on for a good 45 min.


Whoo! Someone's missing out, maybe. So would you prefer one long sex session or 22 and a half mini sex sessions? What about sex sounds? I'd prefer moans, yeah, but also coherent speech

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Old-Skool-Style > PennMatch, Fo' Sho'


email idmonster@eudora.com
if you're into
anonyumous
sex w/'a hot
girl

idmonster@eudora.com
idmonster@eudora.com
IDMONSTER@EUDORA.COM
IDMONSTER

So... who'd want to have sex with an ID mosnter, who spells "anonymous" incorrectly? I came to Penn to find a spelling bee champ!
anyone wants to have
sex with ugly guy
*scribble scribble scribble*
put ur number here

The area around the writing was pretty empty, by the way.

38 - 33 - 48
Yah? Pah? Bah? Fah? Rah?

Woah, pretty voluptuous! Finally, someone who doesn't want the 38-24-38 or whatever else it is...Props for being unique!
Is this person's expecting "too much"?

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Philosophical Stuff Again!

IF YOU WRITE
ON THIS BOARD,
YOU WILL FAIL
whatever
you're
studying for :)



I knew 42 would turn up at some point!