Pretty Degrading, especially when one is contemplating death...

to be

or

not to be

You are not

as smart as any given

student at HMS

-> NICE GRAMMAR

"YOU ARE DUMBER

THAN EVERY STUDENT

HERE"

Obituary

I need to know the death date of Rosalind Franklin because it will totally help me write my 12-pages-to-be [no double-spacing!] paper about the discovery of... hamsters.

Calc > U [Calc You Less]

We've all heard this joke: "I can't draw. That's why I'm a calculus professor." Looks like it's okay to name web pages/documents "khsadfkjjhsdaf" as well.

Since when did Harvard and Penn collaborate for calculus? PLAGIARISM!!!!! [or is it?] Or, is it merely paraphrased? What constitutes plagiarism? What if this was unintentional? It was ONE DIGIT! Just a few pixels! For those who've paraphrased, at least change... half of the information, right?

However, it's probably a good idea to use this to argue with your professor when you get a "FAIL" because your essay looked very similar to some famous person's essay. PENNdiculous isn't here to be your evidence.

Please (Don't)

Hi Please don't write vulgar language, thanks!

Suck my cock bitch

Yes

Shit

What Am I

The dry you ......

[The integral from negative infinity to infinity] Ln infinity dx

CALC!