Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
The High Life...
This is all stuff we're gonna do when we're graduated, old, and rich. And Alone. Eh.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Not Feelin' it Today...
Just wanna be SUCKED?
Nah, not really. Just wanna chill out and do G-rated stuff for once...no wait, smokin' weed isn't G-rated! Drats, so so close to having an innocent post!
But who am I kidding? 'Course I wanna!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Apollo 13 Crackin' to Pieces...
QuittiNG crack
is NOT
aN OPtioN
Yeah, the quote from Apollo 13 is "Failure is not an option" but the pun's pretty good.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
The Morning After...
It's time to ask for forgiveness after
1. Gluttony [candy!! chocolate!! cake!!]
2. Lust [the whole point of yesterday, right?]
3. Greed [MOAR CHOCOLATE!!]
4. Wrath[?] [at least one break-up nearly happened...]
5. Envy. Oh yeah. Cuz she got an extra chocolate than you.
6. Sloth = who wants to do homework on Commercialisation Day?!
7. Pride. Yeah, the couples gloating about their relationships will end up in tears...
So...
Monday, February 14, 2011
Happy Commercialisation Day!
Sure, Penn has one of these by Robert Indiana...but so does Lehigh. And Pratt. And Ursinus. And Japan.
So, here are some quotes to make you a better person for that special person in your life! A.k.a. I'm just going to stick up some stuff that wouldn't fit into my other blog posts so far.
As a harlot! OH! But dude, they got experience!
...cuz then I can be super horny... or I can use my "horn"....
Friday, February 11, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
BIOL 121 Condones Wikipedia!
ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA.
Penn is constantly advertised as a "pioneering" institution. A institution moving forward. Breaking records. Setting standards.
If Penn's Biology department use Wikipedia as a source [in its exam, too!], why can't we?
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Female-y Post for Women's Week
Before you point out that this appears to be a really sexual post, and, therefore, defeats the whole purpose of Women's Week since it seems to glorify women as "sex objects", I'd like to remind you that this is what is found on a bunch of dead xylem cells [wooden desk]. This is what merely a few people think, momentarily, out of boredom, frustration, and/or horniness. So... don't get angry.
who reaches for your
hand but touches
your heart
LIFE.
How can I arouse a girl?
A kiss on the neck? Is that what it says? People, there is more than one answer.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Dear Girl [or Guy], You're Missin' Out.
How long guys can hold
the cum while they having
sex?
2 min
My bf can go on for a good 45 min.
Whoo! Someone's missing out, maybe. So would you prefer one long sex session or 22 and a half mini sex sessions? What about sex sounds? I'd prefer moans, yeah, but also coherent speech
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Old-Skool-Style > PennMatch, Fo' Sho'
if you're into
anonyumous
sex w/'a hot
girl
idmonster@eudora.com
idmonster@eudora.com
IDMONSTER@EUDORA.COM
IDMONSTER
So... who'd want to have sex with an ID mosnter, who spells "anonymous" incorrectly? I came to Penn to find a spelling bee champ!
sex with ugly guy
*scribble scribble scribble*
put ur number here
The area around the writing was pretty empty, by the way.
38 - 33 - 48
Yah? Pah? Bah? Fah? Rah?
Woah, pretty voluptuous! Finally, someone who doesn't want the 38-24-38 or whatever else it is...Props for being unique!
Is this person's expecting "too much"?
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Yes, You May Spend 50% of Your Undergrad Life in a Library!
If you think about it, it is ENTIRELY possible to spend 2 years out of 4 undergrad years sitting in a study carrel at Penn. No kidding. On average, then, you'd have to spend 12 hours/day at a study carrel [minusing fall/winter/spring/summer breaks].
Considering the average Penn student sleeps around 6 hours/day [based on no statistics, but we all know it's true], the average student could spend 12 hours out of 24 studying at the library. Especially during finals when people live in the library and bring in soup and blankets. Oh, and coffee. And coffee machines. Don't forget those! So, to those who spend half their lives in libraries [including myself...], congrats! Those hours add up...
...so instead of going on Facebook, why not check out these at Van Pelt [who knew they had these!?]?
Philosophical Stuff Again!
ON THIS BOARD,
YOU WILL FAIL
whatever
you're
studying for :)
I knew 42 would turn up at some point!
I knew 42 would turn up at some point!
Friday, February 4, 2011
The Spectrum of Innocent>>Not-that-innocent
Cute dog-like-creature-thing, right? Just draw on some horns, dude.
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