The list of stuff that doesn't really make sense.

Spit

or Swallow

Orange Juice

Mac & Cheese

Colasce liquid stool softener

children's souls

Hibiden's oral rinse

Watermelon seeds

Chewing tobacco

poop

And here is the table with the most graffiti so far...It's in the biomedical library next to the bathrooms. There are four study carrels in that dark area [by the window, where you can see the Nursing building]. This is the third-farthest desk from the window, and the second closest to the bathroom.