What Optimism...

We may all be dumbasses but at least we like to keep our study carrels neat and tidy. Way to ruin it for us.

Someone's disgusted...

This Will Help Me On My Final Paper

She can smell like waffles, though (but not blue ones)

Do guys like giving head? (To girls)

Yes, yes they do

Totally, only if she doesn't smell like a fish

I AGREE

I want to fly

Bleary Day Gives a Boring Post

Aversity [sic]

Aversity causes some

men to break

Others to break

records

CB

ALEN

Adversity, on the other hand, causes some hamsters to break and/or break records.

One of the adverse events of spelling "adversity" incorrectly is that we don't take you seriously.

Good try, though. Nice ink, too.

How to Stick Your Schedule into Google Calendar

1. Go to Penn In Touch and export the schedule as an iCalendar. This threw me off because I don't have any "i" objects [iPod, iPhone, iPad, etc.]

2. Go to your Google calendar and import it.

3. AND IT APPEARS EVERY SINGLE WEEK! WHOOOOOT!

Scandal from 2 or more years ago.

[pi]

Sarah

is a

whore <-- Yeah, I

****ed her!

Just in time for Obama's State of the Union!

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The list of stuff that doesn't really make sense.

Spit

or Swallow

Orange Juice

Mac & Cheese

Colasce liquid stool softener

children's souls

Hibiden's oral rinse

Watermelon seeds

Chewing tobacco

poop

And here is the table with the most graffiti so far...It's in the biomedical library next to the bathrooms. There are four study carrels in that dark area [by the window, where you can see the Nursing building]. This is the third-farthest desk from the window, and the second closest to the bathroom.

Good Advice!

FORGET REGRET or LIFE IS YOURS TO MISS

Perfect advice for us because we lament every low grade...

Advice for those snackin' while studying...

Don't ever eat Kashi golean

chewy protein & fiber bar

Its disgusting

"It's" - says grammar nomnom

Ninjas study too...

I am a ninja

Pretty Degrading, especially when one is contemplating death...

to be

or

not to be

You are not

as smart as any given

student at HMS

-> NICE GRAMMAR

"YOU ARE DUMBER

THAN EVERY STUDENT

HERE"

What a negative aura...

I NEVER MISSED YOU!

Hi Guardian Angels DON'T EXIST

Thank you!

We Don't Want to Know.

I Really need a 8 inch cock in my ass right now!

I guess this is a metaphor for something, right? Right? That's why the R in "Really" is so emphasised? Surely no one wants that literally in the Biomedical Library?

S-U-C-C-E-S-S

A
Hello World
S-U-C-C-E-S-S-

that's the way

you spell

Success

Also how you

spell self-loathing

Love on Board...

B:

I [heart] you Schmitty!

I think I've actually met this person before.
But really, tell it to the face, not to the wooden table.

It's just... life.

don't stress... it is just life.

[So let's all go kill ourselves! Then we won't be stressed! I mean, it's "just" life after all. La-la-la, nonchalance.]

Kiwi Froyo?

GUYS! 999 Frozen Yoghurts up for grabs! GET IT GET IT!!

Obituary

I need to know the death date of Rosalind Franklin because it will totally help me write my 12-pages-to-be [no double-spacing!] paper about the discovery of... hamsters.

Yes, Cheese.

Oh yes, I would love to Gouda the cheese network...

Calc > U [Calc You Less]

We've all heard this joke: "I can't draw. That's why I'm a calculus professor." Looks like it's okay to name web pages/documents "khsadfkjjhsdaf" as well.

Since when did Harvard and Penn collaborate for calculus? PLAGIARISM!!!!! [or is it?] Or, is it merely paraphrased? What constitutes plagiarism? What if this was unintentional? It was ONE DIGIT! Just a few pixels! For those who've paraphrased, at least change... half of the information, right?

However, it's probably a good idea to use this to argue with your professor when you get a "FAIL" because your essay looked very similar to some famous person's essay. PENNdiculous isn't here to be your evidence.

Please (Don't)

Hi Please don't write vulgar language, thanks!

Suck my cock bitch

Yes

Shit

What Am I

The dry you ......

[The integral from negative infinity to infinity] Ln infinity dx

It's so tempting...

It's tempting I can't help but to join scribbling

Behind Every Man...

OH YEAH!

BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN THERE IS A GREAT WOMAN LEADING HIM INTO THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION!

Behind every great woman is a great DICK!

CALC!

Sexy Breakfast?